I was at Chinatown on CNYE hoping to grab some dirt cheap bragains like every other CNY. But this year, not only Chinatown doesn't have cheap-charlie goodies up for grab at the last minute, it was also an unpleasant place to have gone to. Let's not talk about some people who can smell quite bad and some people who were dumb enough to push their baby prams with their babies in it (Seriously, you want to kill the baby this way then why go through the 9 months pregnancy?).
Then i had to get into an arguement with the Ang Moh selling suasage in Chinatown.
I queued for about 10 mins and when i got to the first in the line, he thought i had cut the line to get to the front becox i looked like i was squeezing through. That was becox bloody lady in front of me choose to eat sausage even when she is FAT, and block my way to get to the front, then what, MY PROBLEM?!?
So AngMoh refused to sell it to me and took the order of one girl who DIDN'T QUEUE.
I will scold the AngMoh later but to this girl who knew she didn't queue and kept repeating her order to the AngMoh obviously trying to take my turn:
I wish you a properous new year, with GREAT health, and that your family would be free from disaster and ill luck. Okay =)) I also wish that the sausage you ate will be digested properly and not be stucked in your anus til today.
Yours, with Love
So after the first girl sucessfully cut my Q, another girl who didn't Q came forward and place her order. By this time, AngMoh already ignored my order for like 3 times. So here's how it started
Me: Err.. Excuse me, i have queued from right at the back since 10 minutes ago.
AngMoh did a 100%ly spastic big action by spinning his head two rounds and simultaneously wave his hands in the air. Imagine that, i beg of you.
AM: So have you guys finally decided how to Q?!
*super loudly and gucking embarassing*
I was taken aback for say.. 5 seconds. I couldn't even speak.
AM: If you want to buy something here, you gotta Q.
Me: I told you, i have Q from right there. And these people here, are the ones who didn't Q.
The lady in the same company selling bread right beside the sausage stall, whom i bought bread from helped by affirming that.
Me: Like your staff said, i was Qing.
AM: My staff?! She is not my staff! She is my wife! If you are upset about these people cutting your Q, then why don't you tell them off?
Me: I am here to pay you, and to buy somthing, not to help you organise your Q. So can i buy my 3 pork with cheese and 1 mini combo?
AM: Okay. Okay.
By this time, there was no one at my side trying to cut Q. Only people behind me Qing. Nabei, AM making use of me right?!?!?! To help him with some bloody Singaporeans who don't Q. And then everyone looked at me like i one kind of troublemaker, ON CNY!!! But i am very sure the few people Qing behind me was very thankful that i spoke up. So.. You guys can join my fanclub if you manage to find me okay! Lol..
And i said i would scold that AM right. Okay, you, suck. Nothing too mean, okay? Nothing personal, i mean.. Your $3.50-each suasage is nice. As nice as the ones found in NTUC, ColdStorage, Shop&Save, Giant, ShengSiong at about 1 for $1.50 max. And me being so ever understanding, of course i know you just want the crowd to be civilised. I understand. So it's fine =)) Gong Hei Fatt Choy! ^.^
After, i bought 5 panties and one new bra to get my cheena year re-started.
Then on the way back, in the cab, Bong did this.
Lastly, i hope everyone will try to stay healthy and not eat so much on CNY, don't be like me! For hotdogs go argue in front of a crowd on CNY! A bit Xia Suay! LOL!!!
Lastestly, stay happy, anyway! ^.^