Dress from Hey Adonia! Love the dressy girly feel!
Would be suitable for work (throw cardi over) or party!
How's my center-parting working for you?! Lol.
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So it's Yong Ming's birthday! Yong Ming would prefer to be known as Matthias cox that's his.. Celeb-name. Like Lady Gaga, QiuQiu (LOL), and.. Soso (Sophie) LOLOLOL.
Boyfriend and i buy him dinner at Yokozuna (at Liang Seah street). And I LOVE Yokozuna!!!
Best (free) appertizer EVER EVER EVER. Unagi and Japanese baby cucumber in sesame sauce!
Okay.. This is so gross. I am becoming those not-self-absorb people who only take pictures of food UP CLOSE =(((((( Lolol. I shall reflect on this and have my face in ALL sorts of pictures. If not, at least my fingers. Hahah.
"You take lah.."
"Nooo.. You take, you take"
"No No no, YOU take"
"Don't worry, you take"
So i dropped by Haji Lane before heading Yokozuna to say hello to Victoria (owner of Victoria Jomo) and then bf say it'd be nice to get some cupcakes for Yong Ming. I didn't thought of that cox Yong Ming is a GUY (had to emphasize that lol) and it's almost like.. Birthday cakes are for girls. Hahaha.
So we got three cupcakes from a shop at Haji Lane.
That will be our first (unfortunately) and our last (thankfully).
I shall not go into detail how awful and bad the cakes + cream + chocolate of the cupcakes taste like. Becox it'd make me SO ANGRY. I mean.. How do they have the cheeks to start a shop, and sell cake as a specialty, package it so nicely (yeah, they do have nice designs there ) BUT MAKE IT TASTE LIKE SHIT?
It's like wrapping shit in pink wrapping paper and then tie them up with a bow.
And it's not cheap okay!!! $3 each! For the awful taste, i'd ask to be paid $5 to eat one.
he got me fucked up birthday present last year (click to read) so we're quits. Lol.
I asked him if he wants to make a wish, i think he a bit shy to make a wish in front of my boyfriend. Lol. So he say don't want. And i say if not i will make my wish with his birthday cupcakes. Lol. Yeah. Very self-centered.
And seriously, you think these three cupcakes will look okay without me adding the right matching sprinkles on them?
I added gold mini sugar balls to the dark chocolate one cox it creates a expensive contrast.
Then red hearts to the off-white cream. Cox it'd look vintagely sweet (crapping my way lol)
Then the primary colour sprinkles on the lemon one cox lemon is a fun flavour! OH BUT NOT ON THIS CUPCAKE ANYWAY!!!! COX THEIR LEMON BUTTERCREAM AND LEMON CUPCAKE SUCK BIG BALLS, BIG TIME.
*sudden surge of anger again*
I CAN'T EVEN FREAKING SWALLOW IT I AM NOT JOKING. IT'S LIKE IT BECOMES THIS OILY CHUNK OF FATS IN MY MOUTH, AND IT SPREADS ALL OVER MY TONGUE AND THEN I CAN'T SCRAPE IT OFF WITH MY TEETH TO SWALLOW IT.
This is how oily and gross it is. Never ate a worse cake before. I give this a win for being the most awful cake, with a deceiving look. The peanut butter chocolate one also suck cox cake wayyyyyyy too dry and keep falling apart. The sticky date one is barely passable. Maybe cox we need to vomit after the lemon one.
We didn't finish any of the three small tiny cuppies. Got more than half of each left. Never had this happen before man. I mean.. How can Chocolate and peanut butter go wrong???
Happy Birthday Yong Ming! Thank you for being a friend =) And fuck you for being mean sometimes =D
I got put =D okay. So we're good. Lol.