28 April 2009

The Pig Pork issue

Hi, it is very important i let you know about this. The very serious pork issue now.

Importantly for us is that we watch what we eat. And i am kind enough to make you a list now.

Eat Ba Chor Mee but NOT Ba Chor Mee Pork.

Eat Bat Kut Teh cox' there's no Pork.

Stay away from Tau Pork, please. You really don't wanna get sick.

No Curry Pork nor Keropork.

I hope all of you will heed my advice, only if you are stupid.

I know, i know, it's hard to come across someone so kind inside and outside, like me.




Porkadots will so kill you.
HAHAHA. It's not very funny. So?

25 April 2009

I know you are already wondering..

Why do i put such a blurred, low-resolution, pui-cao-nua picture, right at the top of my post when i should be posting up some chio chio pictures, since i haven't blogged as regular as before. You'd find out okay, it's totally fun.

Random LoveMySelf shots..

I cut my hair.

I lied. I didn't. Please totally check out my top can? Very basic, long and slim fit. Bought it at $3.90 at Carrefour. You know what's the best thing? The material! You see those dotty holes? If you have a baby/ toddler at home, you sure can find something very similar in their wardrobe.

Don't mind all the weird colour tinge ah.
Sometimes you just get hooked to it for a while.

And me without makeup. BUT with a bit of photoshop.

OH OH, before i forget!



Tomorrow i'm heading to JB!!!!! Weeeeeeee!!!!
FOOOOOOoooood!!! Mango in hiamjio and daoyou!!!
I am going to stuffed myself until like i go at 45kg.. And come back at 46 okay. HAHAHA. Just the thought of it!!! FOOooood!

Also i am going to the most exciting location for a job next week. EXCITED!

Plus plus, i got myself a pink dress for my birthday. EXCITED!

And and and! I just done a shoot for a new blogshop! EXCITED to show you the pictures!

So! You still remember i got something to show you today?












You want a picture of yourself like that? Email me. Maybe i'd consider. Remember to send one with the stupid slanted eye ok!

XOXO - A bit gross coming from me, i know. But i am having hangover after finally watching Paris Hilton's BFF on MTV channel. Hahaha. Anyway, TTYN TTYL.

09 April 2009

Garang Guni - Clean out your shit

Dress from GuBoZua

"This is my blog and i can say whatever i like. If you don't like it, FO!"

That is what some 16 year old girl will tell you if you get low enough to spam on thier blog. But i'd tell you very very simply, IT IS RUDE, and you should not do that. Okay? And it shows a lot on how much your mother has taught you. Or maybe if your mum is too busy working, than it shows a lot on how much your father has taught you. Or if both of them are busy working, it shows how much you'd gone through as a sad, lonely and love-deprived child. HAHAHA.

Don't bother reading that chunk. I never put effort in trying to make those losers angry.

I'd be busy next week. So you guys should start downloading my pictures and print them out and paste them right beside your bed and pray, "I hope Qiuting blogs soon. God, i do"

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Very randomly, i was at a pet shop today after my facial and there was this guy (who's short but try to look damn sat with a ciggie, and puff out smoke with a painful-macho expression, AND looks like he is very insecure with his height cox i swear he has been stuffing himself with protein pack or something) and this lady (who works at the airport cox she still has the black pleated skirt and flower top on, quite pretty but please read on), and when i stepped in, the girl was asking the guy about the prices among different breed of pups. Then as their conversation went on, i knew the girl was just trying to act cute and blur hoping that the guy would think she is, so i got a little turned off. Then they were talking about black and white chow chow.

Just wanna insert some pictures for you guys to see.

White chow chow

Black chow chow - SO CUTE! ^.^ Like a bear right?

When i was walking pass them to get out, you know what the girl was asking to add on to her bloody cute blurness?!?!

"Hmm.. Then can mix the black one and the white one anot? Can mate them? How will it turn out ah?"

WHAT????!!!! You siao ah?! You think like Indian and Angmoh mix, Chinese and African mix, so easy is it?! We still turn out looking like human afterall. But you know what that dog is going to turn out to be not?! You think will turn out a panda meh?! If turn out weird, will you promise to still love it not?

Actually the girl did continue with, "will it be like the ear white then the paw black then the face and body different colour ... ... ... ..." ANYWAY.

You really should just stay off dogs. Better, you should turn into a chow chow =)) Then i'd talk to your owner and ask her (hopefully as cute-cute and blur-blur as you) to mix you with a poodle.

Cool man, then you'd be like the teddy bear who f-ed Goldilocks in the fairy tale.
Wouldn't you totally love it?
Huh? Miss CuteBlur?

Pui! You guys would prefer these kind of girls than me?! Then why point your fingers at me? I'm just being frank! Go do something to the people around you who made you unhappy. Don't come here till you are balanced! Haha.


05 April 2009

The Happiest Day of my life

Counter starts April 2009.

Hehe. Know why?! Cox!!!

1) A bus inspector ask for my Ez-Link card (FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!)
Finally i can show off my pretty Ez-Link card!!! Scroll down if you don't know which one.

2) Someone ask me if my nose was real or went through plastic surgery. OMG. Can you even imagine how HAPPY i was?! That means what you know not?! That means my nose operation is working!!! I pinch my nose and pull, pinch and pull, every single chance arises! I do in when i am reading, i do it when i am watching TV prog, i do it when i am waiting for bus, i do in on the bus, i do it when i am waiting for dabao food, i do it when i shit! I do it almost all the time! And i think it's working for myself too! WEEEEEEEEE~~~~!

3) I finally moved my sexy ass off to print my updated folio. I know the usual thing to say is "got my lazy butt off to do something" or something like that. But hey, i am SO SPECIAL. Haha..


Sue me for being childish.



02 April 2009


I slept over at CHIP's place last week. He's such a lovely boy.

Yeah i think this outfit is a bit gayish too.

ChipChip with Chip&Dale

ChipChip with his best-looking auntie.

And this is that best-looking auntie.

Just wanna show you one of the more beautiful things i met in life =)

Oh and please send me a chioest picture of yourself to be link up on the sidebar, okay? If you'd like, that is. If you already sent before, send again. Haha.