26 February 2009

Sigh..

Are you falling sick again..?

DO YOU WANT ME TO GUCKING BRING YOU TO A DOCTOR?!?!

TO THAT GUCKING WOODBRIDGE!!??

YOU WANT OR NOT?!?!

How come your mummy was not smart enough to get a miscarriage when she got pregnant with you?!

Argh.

I am so evil.
Stop stop stop.

But you, you are incorrigible.
You are so helpless.. Unless..

Unless you beg me to bring you to seek professional help. You need a psychiatrist. You so need one.

Take your filthy money, go to the market, buy a peice of pig's blood curd, and help me smash it into your mother's face, shout at her and question her,

"WHY DID YOU GIVE BIRTH TO ME?!?!"

And then your mum would go,

"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?! IT STINKS YOU KNOW?!"

Then she'd continue,

"I FED YOU EVEN WHEN I KNEW YOU WOULD GROW UP TO BE THIS UGLY. AND NOW YOU THROW THIS SHIT AT ME!?"

Then your mum would somehow find another peice of pig's blood curd and then she would throw it in your face too.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha. That was what you need. If you try to piss me off again, my period comes on the 20th of every month.

But wait, ARE YOU MY TYPE?! I am O+

WHATEVER!!! You.. Are struck off from the "Avoid" list onto the "SEE, KILL" list.

Okay. I am done. Thanks.

You, watch it.

*growl*

DieBitchDie
Qiuting

24 February 2009

My life is full of small things

Two big lobangs for you.

One. Bakerzin is having a promotion for Febuary. Macoron at $1 each. Can you believe it?! So if you love macorons, go before it's past Feb.


I can swear upon their blackforest macorons.




Two. Chinatown OG tidbits corner has this promo, Meiji Chopan at 2 boxes for $1. That is like 50 cents each! Usual price is $3.40 per box. WHAT?!?!! Serious!

Only buy if you gobble up your tidbits fast. It expires end March.

But it's okay! I always buy near-expiry stuffs from a Shop&Save near my parents place. They can be like 50% cheaper you know! Sometimes even 80% cheaper. And you don't get stomache ^.^




And oh oh.. I found this DVD/ VCD rental shop near my current place. So i just caught House Bunny for 80cents. It's so funny!!! Those girls, espcially Shelly has super chio outfits. Soon i'd go rent P.S, I Love You. I know! I don't go to the cinema often! Less it's some show which need to go with the great sound effect. My legs too long (what, you jealous again?) to get comfortable in most cinemas!





You like it without so much photoshop. You get it with just a bit.



"My life is full of small things.. But that makes me a very big person."

I thought of this quote myself. Cool.



ChewyFruitCakeWithNoAlmonds
Qiuting

23 February 2009

I AM VERY PRETTY

THIS IS ME.
(photo: Lawrence Ng)


I AM VERY PRETTY.
I AM VERY PRETTY.
I AM VERY PRETTY.

I totally did not cut and paste the "I AM VERY PRETTY". I typed them out letter by letter becox i truly believe in it. I truly believe in it becox i know being pretty isn't just about how i look becox how i look is a result of how i feel. And i feel happy and confident becox i know life is beautiful.

And you.. If you are rolling your eyes and feeling unsettled only becox you have too much bad energy.. THEN GUCKING GO SEE A THERAPIST!

Okay.

Sigh.

But if you find me adorable.. Then.. Hi-Five! I think so too!
LOL.

I love my eyebrows. Do you too?
YES?! Okay!!!! Hi-Five again!!!

OMG.. We are like totally GMTA!!
You know what that means too?!
Omg~~~~~~~~~ Hi-Five~~~~~!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHHA..
Siao liao.. I am going kong already.

Lol..

So happy.

QiuQiu

19 February 2009

BBZ

So here's one to keep you waiting and mainly for me to come in and feel..
"WOAH. My photoshop skill quite good."
Lol. I really don't think i am as pretty as i photoshop myself to be.



And i also don't think anyone needs to critisize me for that. Cox if i can pay for surgery and be pretty in real life as in pictures, then i will be as generally-hated as Miss Dawn. But of course you won't hate me that much cox i am not that rich. Haha. You guys huh.. Better start to be less jealous, and more loving.. No one deserves to be hated when all of them starts out wanting to be loved, just like yourself.



"I don't like this person. I must get to know her more."



I know VDay is over and i didn't write nice stuff about it but i hope Love in general.. Would.. AIYAH. Damn awkard to say all these.. But.. LOVE WILL FIND THE WAY!

Ah. Whatever!

*shy*



Be busy for a while again. So hope you guys will.. Live life choosing to be happy, everyday. There is no better way to go through life.



Love
Qiuting

14 February 2009

That V Day is now over.

This is Sweet =))

This, is Cute ^.^

I was out today, but it was to get some things done. Like some serious things. We were not out on a date.

Besides seeing hand-bouquet and more hand-bouquets (how uncreative can you guys get?) on the street, i saw a girl holding something like this.

THIS, is the Mascot of the day.
Mascot spreading the message "GIRLS CAN BE SUCH SUCKERS"

Yes, when i saw her, she was awkward like in the picture.

A lot of other girls HOLDING (VERY INCONVENIENT YOU KNOW?!?! Why don't make it a sling bouquet???) bouquets in their hands looked uncomfortable.

Anyway the mascot of the day i met, she was so embarassed i swear. She kept looking around, got this pek chek face on her. I think it was becox she couldn't find a hole.

I dont pity her cox i think its's partly her fault cox she must have given the wrong impression to the bf, enough for him to think she'd like this. Other partly, the guy must be childish like fuck to be sending a grown up, a THING like this. What are you, 5?

CNY when you go Bai Nian (visiting), your gf got make you dress like that not?


No right?


Then your bf got make you dressed like that not?


No right?!

Then why Vday you all must look so stupid ON THE SREEET?!?!?

Why on the street?! At least if CNY you wear like that, you stay confined to your friends' or relatives' houses.

Why today you carry weird things and walk on the street and ZOR DENG?!? WHY?!

LOL!!! I know.. You sure thinking i don't have, jealous, sour grape right.. Wrong!!!

Gimmie flowers i will drop it, step it, smash it and scold you for wasting $$$! So bo liao. Do what with it? Keep meh? Keep will die one. And grow insect maybe?

I rather save that money for a simple and great dinner and just that. Can even get a decent gift!

Then later when we were queueing for a cab home, the man behind us asked the gf why she doesn't seem to be happy to receive a bouquet from him. The girl said she was. The guy still say he can't feel her DELIGHTFULNESS.

HUH?!? Are you something wrong? 3 stalks of roses only leh, Mister. Then you want her to do a clown dance at the taxi stand is it? Worst thing ever, the guy say he will send her 99 roses next year. Wa lao eh, 99 roses must wait for 364 days. A bit cham.

PlentyOfLoveButHellNoRosesNORBALLOONS!
Qiuting

11 February 2009

Go ahead & Shoot!

I had a photoshoot with Lawrence and here's some snaps. It's only now that i realise i didn't take a picture with Lawrence! But it's okay, you get to see me *bin pei gao gao*



Sweetest NiaoNiao (Emmy) accompanied me for the shoot.
To Niao: Althou you eat a lot, you still rock and ilu!





Miss Love doing me.




Becoming..



Became.


Becaming.. HAHA.. No such words, kids.


Becamed. LOL!!! I am so smart leh!



Becum. OMG!!! I know!!! Smarter by each picture time!


Can barely wait to see Lawrence final product of the pictures!

P.S - Apologies for the mini picture size! Think my camera's screwed. Are you happy, or unhappy about that? Hehe..

09 February 2009

Passing Through

Brought the kids for a haircut you can tell they badly need.
Three cheers to being good-looking and having confidence.

And say NO to ugly childhood. I totally been through that, the ugly childhood thing. Good looking and cute kids (adult too) can do anything they want and still be loved afterwards. About a month ago, i was at Ikea and i almost can kill a kid there. But i don't wanna talk about it (i had wanted to) anymore becox one of the resolution for this year is to have less a foul-mouth and to be more easy on the not-so-lovable things and people.






Bestest of the VeryBest Tau Suan

This china lady attending to the dessert stall in Tampines, is totally friendly and she is always generous with the liao. I asked for more YouTiao, she gave me this big bag of crunchy, fresh YouTiao.. FOR FREE. Man, she is totally lovable. And she always smiles when she serves! Err.. If you are cheapskate enough to want to know where the shop is, ask again.






山水畫 for the ones who doesn't like me. YET.

And also to those who bother to send me email and join my blogshop mailing list just to tell me how much i suck and how much you hate my 'fakeness' in all my pictures and in my blog, you know what.. I won't tell you i don't care. Because i do. Who loves to be hated right? But it's really too bad.. I can't help being..

THE PRETTY THING THAT YOU CAN'T BE..

Aww.. But it's okay Sweetheart.. You'd be fine, you just need to find yourself and learn how to find appreciation in other people's beauty. That should make you a happier person.

I know, i am so kind-hearted that i just tried to counsel you, it upsets you too.

But whatever, you know.

ZillionHisses
Qiuting